I WANT MY NEW CAR NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! Monday, August 19, 2002 4:00 AM

Ok, I've been lazy with the updates. So sue me. I'm in the market for a brand new car. I've finally decided now. It was between 3 cars, the subaru wrx, acura rsx, and the hyundai tiburon. The wrx is nice, very damn nice, but it's just not a right fit for me. It's too much power, and I'd feel like a lamer driving an automatic wrx. I don't trust myself to drive a stick :P Not that kind of stick anyway... har har. Then it was a choice between the tiburon and the rsx. The deciding factor for me was really the looks and the price. The tibby looks so damn nice, rsx is sleek but not as eye grabbing as the tibby. And for a sporty car (227HP, v6) under 20k, the tiburon was my all time winner. I applied to the credit union through work and hopefully I'll have a new car by mid week or next weekend. I can't wait. It took a lot of effort to pull myself away from the dealership and leaving my shiny red tibby there on the lot when I went for a test drive. I had the urge to grab the dealer by his dirty polo collar and scream in his unshaven face, "I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS CAR! ANYTHING!!!" I was very sucessful at restrainging myself tho, because that is not a good way to get a good deal on a car. Punch (Brian) has been giving me really good advice with the whole car buying process, and I've dubbed him "the car guy" of batcave. He's a nazi tho, he said I can't have powerpuff girls decals all over my new car. :( But I think I will get it tinted, and perhaps shop around for an mp3 player for it.

I told my boss I'd pick up some overtime this week... we're transitioning all of our customers from one mail server to another. We've sent out emails after emails, and I think 80% of the customers on our old mailserver still hasn't transferred. *Sigh* it takes like 5 minutes... and monday, we're force transitioning the remaining 80%... so calls will be piled up for the rest of the week... I'm not looking forward to telling every customer "yes, click on tools, go down to accounts, click on the mail tab, click on properties, then the server tab, and change your incoming and outgoing mail servers..." I've said that so many times in the past month it's become routine. I can be under my desk at work surfing porn and jerking off and still be able to walk a customer through changing their mail server settings without hesitation. That is pretty damn sad.

I'm worried about Sean. He updated his webjournal for the first time in over 2 months... and it's quite depressing. I don't really know what he's feeling, or even pretend to act like I understand him. There's so much he doesn't know about me, and I'm positive it's true vice versa. It seems like we're getting more distant than closer lately. I'm sure some of it is related to his stressful summers, and some of it is probably me. I don't know how to fix his depression, I'm not sure if I can, or if it's even my place. I believe a lot of it still has to do with his ex girlfriend, he doesn't talk about her much and I don't like to pry. He'll tell me if he wants to and when he's ready... right? There were times in the past two months where the relationship, or lack thereof, was so hard on me and I was just ready to give up... but I don't... because I've been down that road before and because ever since our first date, I can see myself falling in love with him. I try to be there for him, I try to understand the busy schedule, but sometimes it just doesn't seem to be enough. Something is missing, I don't know what, but it's making me feel uneazy day by day.

My nails are pretty! Saturday, August 10, 2002 11:47 PM

Grr. I got my nails done friday after my trip to the Mall of America, and my right thumb already chipped a bit! Getting your nails done is quite an experience. I will explain. First of all, all these nail people are asian. There are no exceptions. I think they turn down all the white people and black people and mexicans at the nail school. You have your application, there's a checkbox for "asian", and a checkbox for "other". If you check "other" your application goes right to the trashcan. And each nail salon has a specific faction too I've noticed. You can have your vietnamese speaking nail salon, your chinese speaking nail salon, your hmong speaking nail salon, and the factions never intermingle! At least I know I have a career to fall back on if this computer thing ever falls through.

I decided to get a french manicure. For those of you who don't know what a french manicure is, no it's not some sexual thing you perverts, it's where the tips of the nails are painted white and the rest a natural pink. The reason I decided on a french manicure is because I can never do it myself. I'm just not talented enough! Anyway, my nails are really long these days, and it would look really good, and it does! Before the polish goes on, they remove the existing polish, soak them in some water, put some cuticle removers on them, and CUT AWAY ALL THE SKIN THAT'S PROTECTING YOUR GOD DAMN NAIL! I guess this is natural. I don't really do this when I do my own nails, because if it's there, there's a reason for it to be there. Besides, it takes too long to do that anyway. As the mid-aged asian lady was doing my nails, she jabs a bit on her cell phone, and I figured out that I'm in a vietnamese nail salon. I don't think she spoke a bit of english, she knew the phrase "wash your hand" and "unnngh". That is the noise she made when she motioned me to put my nails under the nail dryer.

So through all this, which is about 15 - 20 minutes, I was looking around for something visually stimulating so I wouldn't be bored. To my right, was an older woman getting a pedicure. That looks so much fun. I think I'm going to get one after my stubbed nail grows out and it's not purple anymore. I kind of feel sorry tho for the lady doing the pedicure. These feet were pretty damn gross. I swear, when I get older, my feet are gunna be nice and vein free and pretty dammit. I didn't want to stare at nasty feet for 15 minutes, so I concentrated on my left. There were 3 pretty attractive women there, getting their nails done for a concert they're going to upstairs in some sports bar. I talked to one of 'em at the nail drying station. Kind of hard to ignore an english speaking person right across from you when you've been deprived of conversation for the past 15 minutes. Apparently she's a "dancer" at a "club" aka stripper. She had the body for it, 5'10" and skinny as a stick. We talked about Arden B because I recognized her shirt. I had just purchased a pair of awesome shoes there before I went to get my nails done, last size 6 left. She said something I totally did not expect to hear from her. Something that I've been hearing all my life, but never expected from a 5'10" shapely blonde... "I'm so jealous, I wish I had size 6 feet!" I'm used to women telling me how I'm so skinny and they wish they were as skinny as I am, but here she is, definitely skinnier and taller than me, bitching about how my feet are smaller than hers! Don't get me wrong, it's a very flattering compliment, but just extremely unexpected. As I was walking out, she did it again! She commented on my beautiful nails and how she wished she had real nails like mine. Of course, I replied with, oh they're not so great, they break so much easier and if one goes you gotta cut them all!

And that brings me to another nail salon quirk. So these girls that can't grow nails get acrylic nails glued on. There is this machine, that kind of resembles a drill contraption at the dentist, that they have attached to the table. I was intrigued by it when I was getting my nails done by the mute lady. Since I never get acrylic nails, I never get to experience that first hand. Apparently there's this motorized contraption that files your nails down. Then they use a piece of round metal that spins really fast on top of the nail to remove the polish or file it down or something... that whole ritual is a bit frightening and I guess you can say I'm morbidly curious about it. Maybe I'll get acrylic nails done one of these days. I'm sure I'll get really tired of them and peel them all off within a day like what I did when I put bindis on my nails.

Anyhoo, one last note, the reason I was at MoA was because I went to an EQ event with Eric (Bazazu) at the Best Buy near there, and I dragged him to go shopping. He had to leave at 7 to get his hair cut so thus I went shopping more and got my nails done. It was nice seeing him again, he was scruffy! But that's what I expect from guys that play EQ as much as he does ;) It's so sad, he doesn't even want to look for a girlfriend because it'll interfere with EQ!! I think he's beyond hope. =/

Cibersexo pls? Monday, August 5, 2002 11:43 PM

Well I couldn't sleep Sunday night again, probably because I slept till 3pm... I saw my webcam sitting there collecting dust, so I thought, hey I should hook this baby up! Thus, this is why you see a webcam link on your left. I didn't feel like getting webcam 32 to work again, and ever since I saw Faran (Jake)'s little thing on Camerades I've always wanted to setup my own little page on there for shits and giggles, so I did. It resulted in some... interesting experiences. Within the first 10 minutes of having my portal up, I get not one, not two, but three emails from the same guy asking me to take my top off. Then he got in my camerades chatroom and asked me for "cibersexo." I assume he meant cybersex. See, he failed to understand the massive amounts of training I have against people like him. After hanging out on Efnet IRC for about 4-5 years moderating a channel called #teenchat I know how to deal with people like that. It's been fun making a mockery out of some of these people! This will certainly entertain me for a while.

Now, I got something to rant about. Out of pure curiousity and sheer laziness, I still have my profile on hotornot.com up. It's kind of nice getting those emails of all the people that want to meet you, makes you feel kinda good and fuzzy. Today, I got one of these warm and fuzzy emails and I open it, click on the 5 or 6 links that usually accompanies, and the first one was of this grotesque guy with a really pretty puppy. Now, I don't know if guys know this or not, you can pose with the cutest puppy in the world, you can pose with the hottest woman in the world, or you can even pose with fucking jesus, but it still doesn't change the fact that you're one ugly fucking bastard! Not to mention hairy. Yeesh! But I gotta give it to these guys tho, they're not afraid to hit on chicks and get turned down by them. They have more balls then some of these "nice guys" out there that complain that chicks don't go for them because they're too nice. You know why you don't have girlfriends all you "nice guys"?! BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING BALLS TO APPROACH WOMEN! Get some balls, approach some women, what if you get turned down once in a while? It's not the end of the world! Maybe 1 of these women out of 10 will think you're sweet and be your girl, then we can all cheer because then YOU WON'T FUCKING WHINE ANYMORE! Ok, I am done for now. :)

In other news, Sean has food poisoning!!! That is not good. He actually had to go to the emergency room Sunday afternoon. I called him Saturday and he was puking up all over the place. Then I called him Sunday morning to check up on him, you know, see if he needed anything, soup, cigarettes, crack, porn, etc. The usual stuff that your girlfriend buys you! His roomates told me that he was in the shower, so I assume he's ok on Sunday. Today he tells me he was in the ER and spent sunday night at his dad's place. Poor Sean, I think he's better now tho. :)

I want a cookie. Friday, August 2, 2002 11:47 PM

Ok I've been kinda lazy with updating. It's not my fault tho I swear. Rabid Siberian monkeys kidnapped me and when I ran away in the middle of the night when they were sacrificing giraffes to their dark overlord I forgot and left my laptop power cord in my cage. I had to order a new one. That's it.

This past week has been... stressful. I've been in a pretty bad mood most of the week, I think I got 3 hours of sleep monday night and about 2 hours on tuesday night... and friday, I forgot to set my alarm clock or something and I was like 4 hours late for work! I don't think anybody noticed which is the sad part. My boss didn't even call me to wake me up =/ What am I stressed about you ask, well I will tell you! School is going to be starting again soon, I will need to visit with my advisor about which classes to take... I think I will visit him monday during lunch or something. Then I got a slew of errands to run, such as getting my eyes checked (I think my vision has gotten worse again, things are starting to become blurry!) I also have to re-dye my hair, get my eyebrows waxed, visit my woman doctor to get my annual checkup (poking and prodding of that sort is definitely not fun), and I just remembered I gotta call this company that shipped me the wrong cable for my digital camera... it's suppose to be a 5v cable but they sent me a 3v. Grr. More people to call and bitch at. Anyway, tomorrow I'm getting my eye exam, perhaps I will purchase some new spectacles, and I'm going to get my hair done and my hairy brows waxed. Yay. Maybe they won't be crooked now if I get them professionally done. I'm so self concious about my eyebrows sometimes it's sad. I always think they look weird. Maybe I'm just the weird one. I should also stop by Mall of America to go and exchange/return some stuff, but if I end up at the mall it might not be good for the wallet. Lastly what's stressing me out is the situation with Sean. If I have to endure another month of his workaholicism (is that a word?) I think I'm gunna go insane. He assures me it's going to be better now. I can only hope.

I saw him Wednesday after his LARP thing at the Aster. We went next door to Pracna's for some beer and food, and then stopped by the theatre to see what was playing... k19 - widowmaker was the only thing showing that late. That movie was actually pretty decent. I'm going to spoil it right now tho, because I don't give a rat's ass whether you want to see it or not, if you are going to see it, skip ahead to the next paragraph. It was overall a pretty good movie, but incredibly predictable. For example, when that kid jumped off the truck that was hauling him out to sea in the submarine when his girlfriend showed up, the only good looking one out of the whole bunch of people saying goodbyes behind the fense and was looking for him frantically, you just know right then that he was going to die. And when you see him writing a letter to his girlfriend, and he had this cute black and white picture of her clutched in his little sweaty palm, you know right then that he was going to die a horrible horrible death 5 times over. Indeed he did, he died a horrible horrible death, I'd say about 20 times over at that. So be warned people, when they make a movie out of your life, and you see your girlfriend/boyfriend running down a flowery meadow coming to embrace you with all her love because you are leaving him/her to go on a dangerous mission, you're gunna die.

Thursday was pretty awful. I think I was depressed for most of the day, I hardly chatted with anybody and was just hiding in my cube all day with the exception of lunch. I don't really know why I was so depressed, it was just one of those days I guess. Later in the day I was blasting some techno to cheer me up, and I actually talked to a few people on AIM who always manages to make me smile. Thanks Joel, you probably didn't know it at the time but that really cheered me up! I even stayed around past my shift to keep talking to that dork, but then a certain coworker that I won't mention that is a total spazz starts cranking eminem really really loud so I couldn't even hear my music! I left work all pissed off because of it, which led to me driving over to a mall and binge shopped. Well it wasn't actually binge shopping, I've been planning to go there for a while now and it seemed like the perfect moment I guess. That actually turned out REALLY well! I've been hearing that Marshall's is having a really good sale on brand name jeans like sevens, mavi, and miss sixty. So I went there for the first time in like 8 years, and grabbed 4 pairs of pants! First was a pair of dark denim mavi for $25, they fit like a glove, perfect length, perfect waist, just perfect in general. Then I was browsing through some jeans down a rack, and this other girl was browsing down the other way, and right when we were about to cross, I grabbed a pair of lowrise brown suedeish miss sixty pants. These are sooo soft I had to buy them even though they are a bit tight. I figured for $30 I can just buy 'em and then sell them on eBay and fund my shopping habits. On the way to the dressing room, I passed by a rack with a few pairs of express pants. I flipped through them, and my hands came in contact with the softest leather I've felt in a while. I looked down, DAMN a pair of size 3 leather pants! I definitely can't fit my fat ass into a pair of size 3 pants from express, I'm usually a 5/6 or 7/8! But I grabbed them anyway, just so I can smell them for a bit longer, and touch the nice soft leather, and then try them on and curse my fat ass. (BTW I don't think I'm fat, I wouldn't want to be a size 3 because to be able to fit into a size 3 you'd have to be pre pubescent or just really really small boned or in high school. Sigh, I was a size 3 in high school. Then size 5. Then 7. Then... you get the idea.) Anyway, I get into the dressing room, tried on the leather pants last, and oh my god, they fit like a glove! Perfect in the ass, perfect length too. And for $30, that is a damn good deal for leather pants! I also picked up a $30 pair of max studio low rise jeans with signature studs all the way down the legs... they are very yummy, and they had the $160 retail tag on them :) I am definitely happy with my Marshall's haul, Shopping is so much fun!

Last but not least, my give me money page has made me almost $10.00. Thanks to all you dumbasses out there, er I mean kind souls! Heh, the people who are sending me money are my friends anyway from here and there so I'm not really taking any advantage of people sadly. Oh well =/ Maybe I'll append it to my eBay auctions... har har.

Give me your money. Now. Monday, July 29, 2002 6:18 PM

Wow, work sucks. Out of boredom, I found this rather interesting link on MUA... Apparently this chick named Karyn has a webpage up, pleading with the internet to help her with her $20,000 debt. Now see, this is a wonderful idea, why haven't I thought of this before? So, I've decided to make my own "get-money-from-dumbasses" page. Er, I mean helpful souls. Check it out.

Can I paint his yuhoo gold, it's kinda my thing. Sunday, July 28, 2002 3:31 AM

It sucks when you stay inside for too long watching tv and being lazy in general and you develop this insanely awful headache. That's what happened today. I wanted to have a "lazy day" today and it was pretty sucessful, minus the headache part!

Lets see, what did I do since wednesday... well thursday I went to the mall of america... I bought lots of stuff. It was a good trip. $4 yoga pants because New York Company sent me this coupon for $15 off anything, so the pants only cost me $4! And I got free underwear from Victoria's Secret. They sent me this postcard for a pair of free undies!! I also found a cute little goth red leather case at Nordstrom too. :)

Friday I had to go to training for work in bumfuck Plymouth... the drive out there sucks so much, it's going to really really suck when we move there at the end of the year. Since I was in Plymouth, I stopped by Ridgedale mall after training with Jorge and I got a happy bunny baby tee from hot topic that says "Wow, you're ugly!" in addition to my other happy bunny tee that says "You smell like butt!" I LOVE HAPPY BUNNY!! Friday night I went out with Sean, he totally owed me a date since the last time I saw him was LAST WEDNESDAY! That's 9 whole days of not seeing each other. :( He's been really busy with work, doing a lot of overtime for a guy that's on vacation. Thank god he's coming back from vacation next wednesday so I get Sean back hopefully. :P We went and saw Austin Powers Goldmember! I don't want to ruin it for anybody, but the first 5 minutes had me almost in tears, and the mini me shadow scene where he bit off his own cord, that one had me in tears! There were truely awesome scenes and there were also scenes that made you go "OH GOD they did not just make that joke..." Overall, it was a very pleasant experience, I think it could *almost* beat the 2nd one, almost. We ran into Schulte and Steve (wek) and Schulte's old roomate Matt and some guy I didn't know at the movie theater! I gave Schulte shit about not calling me to go out to the movies with him and he got all flustered it was funny!

On a tangent, bek is coming to town. I mention bek because his name is so close to wek sometimes I get those two mixed up! bek is the guy that works at dietblends and he's the batcave drug dealer! He's been sending all of us dietblends, which is this herbal pill that makes you all hyper and controls your appetite and stuff to make you energized and skinny. I got a sample from him last week and since Monday I've lost 5 lbs! I like the stuff, it makes me kinda hyper which is cool, and having high energy levels is always nice. They also sell xo3 which is this stuff you put in your drink and it's suppose to prevent hangovers. I haven't tried the sample I got yet, but I usually never get hangovers anyway.

Anyway, back to Friday night! After Austin Powers, we went to Ris's birthday party. That was an interesting experience. It was mostly Sean's friends from LARP, and they're mostly all goths. Good thing I was wearing my little black velvet dress and knee high boots with fishnets and not some flowered capris and a ruffle top... I would've felt really out of place in that! Something strange did happen tho, and it made me feel a bit uneasy, because it never happens, never ever have I experienced this in all my life... Sean got his butt grabbed more than I did at the party!!! I'm usually the one getting groped and fondled, not the other way around! And to top it off, it was guys that were grabbing his ass! I've never had a boyfriend that lets other guys grab his ass it was cool! :) I did, however, see Mikey and Nathan kiss! That was kind of weird, I don't think I've ever seen two guys kiss right next to me before. I guess it's not really unnatural, I kiss other girls all the time at parties so why shouldn't they? Anyhoo, Ris was extremely drunk, and so was Sarah and Mish. They were the only people I knew at the party, well them and Nathan. And I guess Mikey too, we've met from the old BBS days, and when I walked in the door, he yelled "STIMPY!!!" and oh my god, I haven't heard myself being called stimpy in a very long time. That was my old BBS handle. He kept calling me stimpy the entire night it was kind of freaky!

Mish stole my "ditz award" last night. See, I had a series of brain farts last night when driving to the movie theatre that left me feeling like a complete moron, so I awarded myself the ditz award. But she totally ganked it from me. She was so ditzy when she's drunk it was so hilarious. She's moving to New York tho for school, which is very damn cool but I'll miss her :( She's always fun to party with and I think she's as big of a shopaholic as I am even tho we've never gone shopping together before.

Sean and I left after an hour or so, it was kind of hot, and crowded, and I think Ris hooked up with somebody and went in the bedroom because she disappeared... hell, if you're not getting screwed and drunk on your 21st birthday then wtf is wrong with you right? After that party, I joked with Sean that we should stop by Dan Mason's party and get really drunk and threaten to burn down his house. See, that's what Dan does. He goes to a party, get really drunk, and get really violent. Whenever I'm around he'd hit on me too. When I was at the movies with schulte, I heard him say "... he's probably drunk tho" in the background, and I turned around and jokingly said, are you talking about Mason? And of course, Schulte laughed and said yes. Anyway, Sean and I got a pretty good laugh about that. We were too tired to go to that party anyway, sorry Dan! I'll burn your house down some other time. :P

The best thing about spending the night with somebody is waking up in the morning. When you wake up a little bit earlier than they do, and you can watch them sleep. Sean looked so peaceful when he's asleep. :) I managed to keep him in bed till 2pm hahaha I rule. I am so evil. Except this time he doesn't have to go to work, last time I kept him in bed he was 4 hours late for work! That was evil. This is only quazi evil. I do other evil things but I won't mention that here. Oh no...

Chatty Bitches should get on IRC... Wednesday, July 24, 2002 9:32 PM

It's patch day in EQ... you know what that means? It means my EQ friends come out of this dazed stupor and come on IRC and chat for about 5 hours before going back into their week/month long daze again. Here are some clipets of the day...

<igrumbootsy> so when we gonna cyber?
<Evie> a/s/l?
<igrumbootsy> 18/m/very atractive]
<Evie> oh kool u want to role play?
<igrumbootsy> Aye
<Evie> ok. i am the janitor and you're the janitor's wife ok?
<igrumbootsy> Im the janitors wife's bestfriend named Betty
<Evie> oh ok that's even better
<Evie> ok i come home from a long day of work at the local school. we live in the broom closet
<Evie> i come home and i find my wife missing and there was my wife's best friend betty!
<Evie> i say to you, hi betty, where is my wife! i am tired and i want dinner!
<igrumbootsy> I make you dinner and go home.
<igrumbootsy> wow that was good cyber
<Evie> wow that was so good
<Evie> i'll add you to my buddy list we cyber again soon k
<igrumbootsy> excellent. I will come up with new moves
<Evie> i hope you cook a little better too. that was a bit dry.
<igrumbootsy> IM SORRY OKAY
<Evie> it's ok! was it your first time?
<igrumbootsy> yes
<Evie> you were very good. i'll tell everybody you're good ok?
<igrumbootsy> ok good
<igrumbootsy> lol

Igrum you rock my gnomish brother!

<Transer> Evie, they did something horrible at burger king :(
<Transer> They discontinued the rodeo burger :(
<Evie> NO MORE RODEO BURGER?
<Evie> i fucking loved that shit
<Transer> They killed them =(
<Evie> i ate that stuff while playing EQ
<Transer> I did to, 99 cents were the own
<Evie> granted i haven't had a burger in like 3 or 4 months
<Transer> I almost went in and started knocking people around =\
<Reklats> how about going down to kfc and finding out that they don't have popcorn chicken
<Evie> but still. damn. that was some good shit
<Evie> popcorn chicken is a seasonal thing tho
<Transer> They have it back again Reks
<Transer> they realized their mistake
<Transer> $$
<Evie> they have it and they take it away and they have it and then take it away, they need to make up their fucking mind
<Reklats> yes
<Transer> popcorn chicken = the ultimate roadtrip food, its like finger food, and it comes in a bucket, you cant beat that >;)
<Evie> haha foods that comes in bucket form, gotta love that
<shwafk> popcorn chicken is some scrumptiously delicious eats
<Transer> I agree evie, buckets are the own
<Transer> This one kfc i pulled into ran out of the little buckets, i almost cried :(
<Reklats> they give you the box? kaka
<Evie> kfc chicken is like incredibly good
<Transer> yea that little rectangular ghetto box
<Evie> i don't know what they do with it but they know how to cook chicken
<Transer> I was like wtf >;/
<ibanez> soak it in grease
<Transer> lots of fucking grease hehe
<Evie> probably, but damn that's some good grease
<Reklats> 99% fat 1% crack
<Evie> lol it's just like in futurama. "the secret ingredient was WATER! laced with a bit of LSD."
<Reklats> hehe
<Transer> rofl

and one more of mister bootsy!

<igrumbootsy> hey do you want to go to a movie with me?
<igrumbootsy> I want to see the croc hunter movie
<igrumbootsy> but my Rl friends are lame
<Evie> ok
<Evie> you gunna pay for my airplane ticket?
<igrumbootsy> hmm
<igrumbootsy> id rather fly in snugglebuneee actually
<Evie> wtf
<Evie> i hate you
<igrumbootsy> rofl
<igrumbootsy> when im older like 60 im gonna date women that are from 20-25 and when they hit 25 i will sell them
<Evie> sell them?
<igrumbootsy> yes
<Evie> wait why are you gunna sell them
<igrumbootsy> so I can buy a new 20 year old
<Evie> you were gunna buy them?
<Evie> is that what you do now? you buy the women you date?
<igrumbootsy> no
<igrumbootsy> I have no money
<igrumbootsy> no im ont gonna buy the women
<igrumbootsy> I buy them nice gifts
<Evie> oh yeah. women are expensive whores anyway

And here is the proof... talking to Silvir on AIM about women...

jjal10: just bought some 50 dollar tequila $$
eeveebunny: you could've bought a dress with $50
jjal10: yes but tequila is so much better than a dress
jjal10: although admittdaly it is for a girl
eeveebunny: you use tequila to get them drunk and take advantage huh
jjal10: yes
jjal10: works every time
jjal10: and then once they passed out, yuo can go after their moms too
eeveebunny: !
eeveebunny: you're sick
jjal10: but really, what the hell do you buy for a friend who you haven't talked to all that much in the past few years?
jjal10: like 'hi, i got you a dress. i have no idea what size you are and you probably think im weird' ..
eeveebunny: http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/product/panties/panties.html
jjal10: their description of the christian fish symbol is funny
jjal10: i swear that tequila will be gone before she ever sees it =/

I'm a chatty bitch! oh ya. It's sad when you refer to your friends by their "handles" online rather than their real name. It's even worse when you don't remember their names. But I guess that is what the net-life is like these days. It's not bad that you don't remember somebody's real name, because they are perfectly ok with you calling them by their handle.

"Dear God" Wednesday, July 24, 2002 0:37 AM

Ok, I did the stupidest thing EVER last night. Here is the story. I woke up Monday morning, I had to go to work at 1:00pm, so I was taking my time in getting ready, and when I was heading out the door, I was a whole 45 minutes early! I figured, cool, I can stop by Walgreen's to get some supplies (just an excuse so I can buy my "I'm at the drug store I must treat myself with a makeup item" item.), and then get some gas, and head to work! So I drove by walgreen's... 5 blocks down the road past walgreen's... DOH! Ok I thought, no problem, I've already spent enough I'll just go get some gas and get to work. 5 blocks down the road past the gas station... DOH! Ok I thought, no problem, I can fill up at the gas station by work. 5 blocks down the road past the 2nd gas station... well you know how that went. Don't you guys feel safe with me on the road? Muahaha. So I get to work, 45 minutes early, no problem, I screw around for a bit on the net like I always do. So when it was time to go home, I got in my car, looked at my gas meter and it was still a bit above the E. It was 1am, pretty late, so I thought, hey I'll just go home and get gas tomorrow, this is more than enough to get me home. WRONG! I ran out of gas right at my exit from the highway. It's quite a weird feeling being in a car that's running out of gas. You push on the gas pedal and you slow down! So I pull over, and had to call my parents to come and get me gas! I felt totally stupid. But on the bright side, (well maybe not so bright) I did see a high speed chase! This guy sped down and took my exit, and I saw a cop going at like 90mph chasing the dude, and another cop coming from the opposite direction on the highway and zoomed out the exit after the guy. It was pretty cool.

I also did something Monday... Eric (Bazazu) laughed at me! I BOUGHT SOME WORLDCOM STOCK! It was like fucking 13 cents! So I bought 5000 shares. Man I felt rich when I did that LOL. It was only about $800 but still! 5000 shares of the 2nd biggest telecommunication giant! WOOT! And today, I made $150 from it har har. Who's laughing now Eric! MUAHAHA! Yes, me, I am laughing! HA! (Just watch them crumble later and I lose my $800 completely and then everybody will laugh at me :( DON'T BE ASSHOLES OK!)

I came into work this morning to get an email from Ronnie. All it said was "Dear God." I laughed! It was a reply to the email I sent her Monday night about my purchases of the week/weekend. See, I worked all weekend, 24 hours in front of the computer. WTF do you expect me to do? So I shopped, and I shopped, and then I shopped some more. Here is a recap of my newly purchased goodies!

First I was shopping happily at Neiman Marcus, they have a big sale right now on yummy stuffz, and I put this cute ass pair of cosabella bra and undies in my basket, a pair of Ralph Lauren slides, and a pair of Marc Jacobs jeans. Then, I had to go to training for work, I come back, my basket was empty. I figured ok, my stupid cookie expired, so I went and tried to restock my basket. They ran out of the cosabella thongs and the slides in that 1 hour! I was mad. I can't buy a bra either without matching thongs, so I ended up just getting the Marc Jacobs jeans.

Then off to Nordstrom's Anniversary Sale! They always have yummy cosabella thongs for $10 whenever they have their anniversary sale so I picked up a few pairs. I also grabbed the MAC lips x 8 palette because it was so pretty. After reading MUA for a day or two after I already placed my order, I decided that I need the face x 8 palette too because 1) I need some neutral colored eyeshadows and 2) I'm a fucking lemming! So I am so going to Nordie's Thursday! I also grabbed some misc MAC stuff.

Now, to list all my new eBay aquisitions... *snicker*... Here's this Shelli Segal Laundry skirt that I've been eyeing at the Neiman Marcus website for like 3 MONTHS! Almost bought it at $165... but here it is, on eBay, for $26. Life is good. A Betsey Johnson dress, still on sale at Neiman's for $180, eBay, $41. Life is so good. Kate Spade purse and wallet set, probably a knockoff but who cares it's cute. :) Bebe mules, hopefully I can wear them and not fall over. Mules like to slip off my feet! Steve Madden slides, black is good! And makeup wise, Urban Decay's Side Show palette, Baked eyeshadow, bronzer, lip gloss and body lotion! (it's the new color). Also got a bottle of Escada's sexy graffiti purfume, it smells like strawberries!

It will be such a nice few days to look forward to the mailman coming to my door. I've been swapping with a lot of the gals from MUA, trading what I don't use for what they don't use so we have new stuff to use! To just mention a few, I'm getting a Bobbi Brown lip pencil and sparkly stuff, MAC liquid eyeliner, eyeshadow, UD lip gunk, and probably a bunch of OPI nail polishes. Fun stuff! My mailman must think I'm a freak now. Woot.

"Dear God" is so right.

¡Yo Quiero Taco Bell! Sunday, July 21, 2002 2:08 PM

Ok, I said I'd post the prank we pulled on our boss, and here it is, complete with illustrations!

So, Wednesday last week, there were some guys that came to tar the roof at work, so the padlock on the door up to the roof was removed. Work, is located on the 9th floor of the University Park Plaza building, which is also the top floor. This building has extremely tall windows that goes from the floor to the ceiling, and each office on our floor has one giant window in it. My coworkers and I, being the devious bored technical support pawns, mostly bored, conceived a plan that involved some wires, an Onvoy issued elephant, and a sign. See, the plan was to tie the elephant by the neck with thin wire, and hang him from the roof right above my boss's window. The elephant had a sign on his tail that read "HEPL ME" and on the back, it said "you are next." After we hung this elephant up, we realized, you know, this could be seen as a death threat! So quickly, we scurried up to the roof and took down the elephant and formulated a better plan.

The new plan involves a taco bell dog. We tied him around the torso (so he's not being hung) and lowered him in front of my boss's window. As you can see in the pictures (click to see full size). It was quite windy out when I took these and my camera doesn't capture very fast so bare with the blurryness. The sign on him says "I think I'm in Love!" It's not as funny as "HEPL ME" but it'll do. :)

Yesterday was a pleasant day considering I had to work. Only because Schulte fucking rocks. I was complaining in #batcave that I was hungry and wanted cosetta's (This really really good italian kitchen). Schulte volunteered to go to cosetta's and bring me takeout! So he came over to work, and we sat by the big windows overlooking downtown and hung out! I showed him the joys of working at an ISP. I had him pull up a connection to tucows, and attempt to download a large file from uslink, a local Minnesota tucows mirror. I think he shit his pants when he saw the download rate... 800KB/s. I was suppose to attend Bill's going away party (Bill got this job traveling all over the country for like 7 months so we'll never ever see him again!) with Schulte, but I was really tired so I went home to take a nap first before heading out to Bill's since I had a few hours before everybody would show up anyway. Well, Schulte calls me at 8 or 9 apparently, I totally slept through it. I felt bad! And the second time he called, I remembered hearing my phone rang, and I also remember this... this is very very odd but I've done it several times...

You know when you're in a deep slumber and something (usually a noise) is so loud that it has the possibility of waking you up? And then, in your mind, you make up some excuse as to why the noise is there, incorporate it into a dream, and tell yourself it's ok to not be woken up by it. Like one time, my alarm clock went off in the morning, and I dreamt that I was vacuuming the floor to account for the noise of my alarm clock. I think I slept through it for an hour until I finally realized that it was my alarm clock. But right when Schulte called, I actually picked up my phone, looked at the caller ID, and then said to myself, it's ok, your cellphone matches your bracelet and your ring, it's ok to put the phone down and go back to sleep. So I did. Mind you, this made PERFECT sense when I did it. Now all I can do is laugh at myself. I don't even wear bracelets or rings!

Anyhoo, on a completely separate note, I put up the pics page so it's not a broken link anymore. I also put up a message board which will probably not get much use but it's kinda fun. So if you want to call me a lamer or comment on anything here feel free to ramble there. There's also a voting section so you can put up votes or vote on whatever I put up. Like this.

And one last tangent, I'm a fucking addict. This is what I brought to work on Saturday. I glanced over yesterday at my desk and I just had to chuckle because everything was arranged so... stylishly. I should be working at a fashion magazine not an ISP! Even though the bebe bag had my lunch in it. I picked up the latest copy of InStyle and it's ZZzzZZzz. I hate boring magazines. InStyle has gotten so bland, but Lucky on the other hand, is so very damn cool.

I'm a potential ho! Friday, July 19, 2002 11:49 PM

Bored at work, so I bought all that I could on eBay and then took some tests... here are the results!

1. What's Your Style Quiz - This is actually pretty funny because a while back, Sean said to me, you don't have to doll up for me every time you come over, it's nice that you do it but I don't mind the occasional grungy Eve! :)

What's Your Style? Find out @ She's Crafty

You're a complete girlie-girl, and you have major self-confidence. You love to flirt, and your "I'm a total diva!" attitude has guys calling you 24/7. Because you're so bold, you can pull off these supersexy looks. but try to remember: it's not a complete trauma to go (gasp!) makeup-free once in a while. You may even find that you actually like the low-key, crunchy-chick look -as well as all the extra time you'll have left over.

2. The Ice Cream Personality Test - This one is short! Here is my result. "If you're a licker ... You little socialite! You go out to party frequently and have a wide variety of friends. You're probably quite the flirt.You're very enthusiastic with an infectious lust for life. You're also ambitious and just love a challenge." Well see I can't help it, my first choice is little nibbles, nibbling ice cream is like... anal. Other choice is bite right in, hello ice cream headache anybody? And last choice was cone first, bottom to top... well um, I don't want to get any ice cream over my clothes, you know how expensive this shit is?! :P I'm only left with licking! It's more fun anyway.

3. Ohhhh I like this one. I like Sex and the City. I like the Sex and the City quiz! I'm getting more neurotic lately I can feel it! I blame this on Joel. I don't think he even cares tho. =/ Anyhoo, they forgot to mention that she shops like a fucking maniac, more so than me. I don't have a $4,000 shoe collection... yet.

Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

You're upbeat, insightful, effervescent and imaginative. Sometimes a little too imaginative... You're all about the subtext, about what's going on between the lines. You very rarely take anything at face-value. You also have a tendancy to be a little neurotic and self-absorbed, and fall for guys who are either (for the most part) emotionally unattainable or completely wrong for you. That's okay, though, everyone loves you anyway. You're very well-liked. You always have a shoulder for your friends to cry on or an ear for them to gossip in. High-profile and fun, you're the life of the party.

4. And last but not least, What's Your Sexual MO?

What's Your Sexual MO? Find out @ She's Crafty

You love to be pampered and romanced by your men and things like cuddling by a fire, having an intimate meal, or having a long, deep conversation can always put you in the mood. Sex to you is usually more about the man your with than the act itself. Not a one-night stand kind of girl, newness and disconnectedness just don't do it for you. The mature, stable men you prefer to date appreciate your loyalty and big heart, but they especially love the way you inspire their more aggressive, protective masculine side.

Now how cute is that? And the ho test said I'm a potential ho! How can a princess be a potential ho!! Oh well that was my testing fun, all the other tests pretty much sucked. Hackers test said I'm acidburn, I think it's because I chose the female option. I tried taking the my so called life quiz, just because that show was awesome and Jared Leto is a hot mofaka, but it said I'm some chick I don't even remember that's on the show so screw that. Anyway, it's almost midnight, I need to go home, sleep, and come back for my 8am shift! Grr weekend shifts are teh sux. I brought in my digital camera today to take a picture at work... I will do that tomorrow... it's a little prank we pulled on our boss ;) Stay tuned!! It's really funny!!

The Demon Napoleon Thursday, July 18, 2002 3:09 PM

I woke up today and I had the most fucked up dream. I swear it's some movie I saw and forgot a long time ago, because that's exactly what it was, a movie. I wasn't in the dream myself... and it had an interesting cast. From what I do remember, the setting was in ancient times where people did magic and dragons lived among us or some shit. Anyway, the main character was played by that lady that played M in the James Bond movies, and she was this sorceress.

One day her and 3 of her apprentices, were in this temple cleaning the ceiling with magic (she'd wave her arms and each piece of the stone would go through a transformation) and she did the entire temple in like 10 seconds. The cinematography was really cool in my mind. Then, they went home of course since when do you stick around a temple after you've finished your task. duh. Little do they know, they've unleashed this demon that's been trapped in one of the stones.

So anyway, M didn't know what she did to release the demon (this comes in later) and of course, doing what all demons do, it went around destroying things, killing people, the usual bad demon stuff. A lot of the dream was about how the sorceress and her apprentices were doing to fight this demon. There were also four other men that were helping, but they were using brute force instead of magic. I think one of the apprentices was played by Catherine Zeta Jones, and I remember the guys vaguely, I think one of 'em was Matt LeBlanc from Friends... and another guy was my coworker Keith who's this short stalky blonde guy, he kinda reminds me of Barney from the Flintstones. I think those were the only 3 people that lived. I don't remember exactly how they got the demon back into the stone but it was through some magical force, then everything was back to normal. M still didn't know how the demon got released at this point.

Then a few years later, the temple needed cleaning again. (I guess these people were neat freaks) So M and Catherine Zeta Jones were there, doing the whole cool cinematography wave of cleaning and suddenly she awoke the demon again. This time, the demon came charging out and stared her right in the face, and she realized that her cleaning of the stones via magic caused it to be released. Then this really cool camera effect came in where you see her focus right on that stone and she saw what was on it.

The details of that stone is really vivid in my mind, it was actually a stone carving that's covered in dust so nobody could tell what it was until it's been cleaned. It was of this man on a horse, with a guy in front and a guy in the back, like these two guys were guarding the man on the horse. Not the good kind of guarding either, more like the guy on the horse is a bad bad man they're bringing to an execution. The man on the horse was a small man, it was actually Napoleon. Or a man that looked like Napoleon, he had the outfit and everything. But this dream is in a setting that proceeds Napoleon by a few hundred thousand years. Why the hell am I dreaming about Napoleon I have no fucking clue.

Now, this last part doesn't make any sense. It made perfect sense when I woke up, but it just doesn't make any sense now. Catherine Zeta Jones was doing her magic thing, zapping the demon in the ass and stuff, casting all these spells, and M was smarter, because she is the teacher and she's old too, and she figured out how to stop this demon. So she stalled the demon by talking to it, and behind her back she was scribbling something inside a blue and white ceramic cup with ink. I have no idea what she wrote... it's hazy in my mind. I don't think I can read in my dreams... then she stuck the cup in the demon's face and then he just turned pure white. For a black demon to turn pure white is a hard thing to do! Napoleon demon was absolutely horrified by what she wrote and then the horsemen in the painting came out and dragged the demon back inside to be trapped again. Then I woke up.

Dreams are so fucking cool, even though some make absolutely no sense. I NEVER, EVER, remember my dreams until recently. Ever since the night I spent at Sean's I've been remembering more of my dreams. I passed out on his bed from drinking too much at one of his parties and woke up remembering a dream. That was probably the first dream I remember in five years. He never dreams either except for that March 14th dream that he's had every year for like 10 years.

I noticed something yesterday when I was out with Bill. I'm starting to talk about Sean a lot. I catch myself sometimes from saying "yeah Sean did <insert random thing>" or "oh yea the other day when I was out with Sean..." it's quite embarassing. And as long as I'm telling embarassing facts, here's another. Sometimes when I drive down the road in my car and I'd be listening to the radio, and Alanis Morisette comes on, I actually keep it there and sing along to her! AHH! Ok, enough embarassing things for now.

Oh and speaking of hanging out with Bill, last night he told me my ex Chris has a new girlfriend. Apparently she's older, 30something, and she does yoga. It's always weird hearing through the grapevines that your ex is dating somebody again. I can't help but feel a bit of jealousy, but Bill assures me that I'm much cuter. I feel better, how vain is that. I think I'd probably feel a lot worse if I weren't dating Sean. Chris and I did date for over five years and lived together. I don't ever want to go back to that again tho with him but I still felt that bit of jealousy even though we broke up over a year ago. I think all ex boyfriends shouldn't be allowed to date or exist ever after a breakup! :) And they certainly shouldn't date 30 some year olds that does yoga.

Last but not least, big thanks goes out to Bill for making an awesome logo for me that he drew himself! YAY Bill! He has a new job too where he gets to fly all over the country. Lucky him. :)

Love and Hate Monday, July 15, 2002 1:37 AM

Lucky magazine is the devil. I'm back on another shopping craze. *sigh* Curse that wonderful and horrible magazine! Isn't it weird how you can love and hate something at the same time?

This Saturday was the annual Apple River trip that's planned by my coworker Brian, who we call Richie, or Bitchie, because his last name is Cunningham... erm, that probably didn't make any sense. Whatever. Anyway, I was up till 6am Friday night, for reasons I won't go into here, and couldn't get up at 10am to drive down with Jorge and go tubing. I wasn't really looking forward to going down a river that's 50% beer and 50% piss anyway. Camping isn't one of my things either, sleeping on the hard cold ground is just not appealing, and I think I'm one of the few people that actually wears makeup when camping! I was planning on just going down for a few hours and drive back home when I sobered up. That didn't happen. Good thing too since I'm very certain that I wouldn't of found my way back to the cities in the dark.

Driving down to Wisconsin was quite an experience. On the way there I didn't really get lost, there were signs that led me to Somerset. On the way back on the other hand, I randomly chose some road to go west, and ended up in Stillwater when I was trying to find 94 :P It was pretty convenient tho since 36 out of Stillwater goes right to my house, so I was victorious! Anyway, that's boring, but the party sure wasn't too boring.

So I get down there and sat around with the rest of my coworkers, getting drunk. Paul, my boss's boss was there, Russ and his (hopefully) new girlfriend Marcy, Adam and Jen, Mike and Jamie, Brian, Larry, Eric, etc etc. We played a game of President and Asshole, I don't really remember how I did but I was dragged away to "have my eyes turn red" if you know what I mean. By the time I got back, Paul ended up being the asshole since he has no clue how to play the game. I took over his crappy ass hand and made him vice president! I rule. Then he goes and accidently steps on my hand! Grr! :) If you don't know what this game is, don't worry, I don't really know how to play either.

After that game we all got bored with playing cards (who the hell plays cards at a party?) and I went to dance with Jen by the speakers. Matt and Russ hooked up this insane contraption that involved a generator, two big ass speakers, a laptop with tons of bad mp3s, and a disco ball. It was quite entertaining to say the least. Pretty soon Paul, Russ, Marcy, Danielle (and her boss I forget her name bah!) were also groovin. Nobody else did how lame is that? We must of looked pretty god damn stupid, we tried to do the electric slide but later found out that doing that drunk, on uneven grounds, is extremely hard. Then I found some guy without a shirt running about and I grabbed him to come and dance, because damn, people need to DANCE! Found out later his name is Mike. (not to be confused with coworker Mike.)

Mike was an interesting character. I say 'was' because I'm probably not going to see him ever again. His nickname is "dickhead" and he was proud of it. I soon found out why he's nicknamed dickhead. He made rude comments to pretty much everybody it was pretty god damn funny. Larry said, you know Mike, I don't really know how I feel about you, but I think I like you and I hate you at the same time. This is exactly how it was. He never said anything mean to me tho, probably because he found me attractive. I don't know what it is, it's always cool when a guy is an ass to other chicks (and guys) except for you. Makes you feel kind of special in a sadistic way. It was kind of nice since I was pretty down for most of the week. Sean hasn't been around as much as I wanted, and it was nice having somebody pay attention to me. I was bitching about this to Larry and I'm pretty sure Mike heard. I think I overheard that he has a girlfriend but I never asked. I thought he was going to be a jerk to me after he heard that (since the assumption is that when a guy is nice to you he's most likely after one thing...) but he wasn't at all.

After a few more hours of partying, starting up congo lines around the fire, trying to make people dance, getting more drunk, doing bad things with Larry and Paul (I don't mean hankey pankey sickos, I mean you know, what you do under the bridge uptown when you were in high school)... everything got quiet, people started to scurry off to their tents. Half the campground was probably fucking. Cuz that's what Apple River is all about. Only a handful of us were left by the fire. I think we talked about whether it's ok or not to go commando for like 3 hours because Mike had no underwear on, and how we found out is that he has a hole in the asscheek of his jeans, it wasn't a big hole but you could see that he's not wearing boxers. Anyway, then something extremely refreshing happened.

I was being lazy and didn't want to get up to get my own beer, Mike was trying to motivate me, and got me to get up and walked me to the cooler, and then to his truck to get more beer. I was thinking, oh great now he's going to try to make a move or something. He didn't at all it was great. He gave me a big hug, and just hugged me for like 5 minutes. I totally needed that. :) What a nice guy. When we all finally turned in, he walked me to my tent (it is Adam and Jen's tent, they went home for the night because Jen just had surgery on her knee and couldn't sleep on the ground again) and he gave me another long hug. Having a guy, who is just a complete jerk to everybody including his friends, be incredibly sweet to you when others are not around is fucking cool. I'll say again, what a nice guy. I told him I won't tell anybody tho, he has a reputation to keep.

So there you go, I went to the river and I didn't fuck anybody! Now last year... we won't mention last year. People are still giving me shit for last year.

WTF Contrast Troika? Wednesday, July 10, 2002 5:12 PM

Blah, so much to do still for the site... STFU about the pictures link being broken asses, I'll get around to it dammit. I added a little AIM thing at the bottom of this page that sends me messages... but it'll only work when I'm working since I don't really have AIM running at home. Bill is also making me a new logo since mine sux, it's lookin' pretty good :) And due to popular request, I'm going to be adding a link to an ezboard so you guys can rant or something. Still not sure how I'm going to archive everything... oh who cares. I should talk about something more interesting! Like... underwear!

Now, underwear is really fun, you can buy all these kinds of underwear and they all have neato designs and stuff. But damn, this stuff is EXPENSIVE! You go to Victoria's Secret, a middle brand of underwear, and you pay like $36 dollars for a god damn bra and $12-16 for the matching pair of underwear. My beef isn't that they cost a shitload, it's with you asshole MEN who don't even appreciate our underwear! Now how did I get started on this topic you might ask. Well, I was talking to Eric last night and he made a comment about swimming in a girl's underwear collection (don't ask) and how it would be cool to have 'em model all their underwear even though they will just come off in under five minutes. This is EXACTLY why I don't buy high quality italian lingerie. You assholes just take a glance, grope it a bit in the dark, and whip it right off and throw it on the floor! Yeah, if I were wearing a fancy La Perla set that's like fucking $400 and you throw it on the floor in five seconds I'd be pretty pissed off! How would you like it if I threw your computer out the window eh? Granted, I probably wouldn't wear a set of $400 underwear because that's damn insane, and if you have $400 dollars to spend on underwear and actually do and not give it to the needy so they can EAT AND NOT DIE then fuck you. Now shoes on the other hand...

Now is the perfect time for a quote of the day...

<Enkiwa> you haven't updated your blog since you told me about it. what gives?
<Enkiwa> nothing ot say? or afraid of the hot guy! rawr! shoes! rawr! syndrome?

It's true, Scott never has anything nice to say cuz he's a bitch. Ronnie on the other hand, is so much more cooler than Scott!

<Enkiwa> if you talk to her today tell her i said
<Enkiwa> "WTF Contrast Troika"
<Enkiwa> last two lines from ronnie via email
<Enkiwa> what the hell is a troika?
<Enkiwa> and why do you contrast it?
<Evie> oh i know what she means [Note: I made a post on MUA about needing a eyeshadow duo like NARS Pandora that has a matte black color and a shimmery white, but that duo NARS makes is discontinued, and Ronnie was suggesting a product from Who's The Fairest called Contrast Troika]
<Evie> i just sent ronnie this long ass email
<Enkiwa> where is my long ass email?
<Evie> you don't get one
<Evie> you don't find me stuff i want like the WTF contrast troika

As they say it on the playground, Ronnie rules, Scott drools. Oh and the picture for today's note is the pair of sandals Ronnie bought at JCrew for $12. That ho. I hate her. Paying $5 via paypal for somebody to run her over with a ketchup truck when she's wearing white pants.

Be all that you can be... Monday, July 8, 2002 0:53 AM

So here I am, not sleepy and bored out of my mind, watching Real Sex on HBO (great show when they're not showing the old-people-who-likes-to-masturbate-club) and taking dumb quizzes online. What a way to spend sunday night! The funny part is, this is HBO latino... so I'm watching this show in SPANISH... it's quite humorous actually. They were showing these people who got off on toe sucking teehee. Somebody suck on my toes... please? Now they are showing these people getting off by rubbing chocolate all over themselves... at least I think that's chocolate! OH GOD I HOPE THAT'S CHOCOLATE!!!

Anyhoo, as I was taking the "How Gay are you" quiz, this advertisement popped up. This was no ordinary advertisement, if it were I wouldn't mention it here. At first, I heard the sound of approaching helicopters. As I was saying, WTF? in my head, my browser window slowly faded to black. A moment of shrill panic came over me and I thought "OH NO I'M BEING HAX0RED LIKE IN THE MATRIX AND MY WINDOW WILL TURN ALL BLACK AND SOMEBODY WILL BE TYPING WAKE UP NEO ON MY GOD DAMN SCREEN!!" but I succombed to better judgement when I calmed down a bit and realized that can't happen in real life. So as my screen gets darker and darker, I see these two yellow helicopters hoover around in the black void. Here comes the thought WTF? again. I tried to scroll up and down my browser window, I got a glimpse of hope when I did this because the quiz would momentarily show up in the background, much like how a tiger would play with it's prey before ripping it's flesh open to reveal the tasty inners. Just when I thought I got the quiz back again, my screen would turn black with the sound of helicopters in the background. So after about 20 seconds of these helicopters flying all over the place and me perplexed as hell to what this annoying piece of advertisement was, I finally got to see what I was eagerly anticipating. It turned out to be an ad for the army. As many of you may know, or may not know, the army is making this shoot-em-up game that is free to the general public on the 5th of July (How appropriate eh). The ad told me that I can find out more at goarmy.com. Kudos to the army tho, not for hiring good programmers to make a good looking FPS, but for hiring good programmers to make SUCH ANNOYING FUCKING ADS! And one last thing, to not let any loose strings dangle, I am 47% gay. Go me or something. I don't think the army will like me much. Oh well!

On a totally separate note, I finished The Two Towers today, good book, only took me like 5 months to finish reading that. :P Hopefully the movie will be good, the previews look wonderful, but it is the middle book and nothing will really happen in this movie but it will sure be fun to watch just for the cinematography and special effects alone. I already got The Return of the King out but haven't started on it yet.

Fun at work Friday, July 5, 2002 2:47 PM

And by work, I mean chatting online. Ikonis sent me an ICQ message today, haven't talked to him in a long time. He's an azn (asian) guy I know from EQ, he played a magician like me, and all us mages stuck together :) (Just like in my guild we had the tri-negro, three eurudite wizards (they were basically the colored folk of the EQ world) and the mages *tried* to make the quad mod rod squad (since there were 4 of us, and we make these things called mod rods which transfer health into mana when you used them and that was basically the only thing mages did) but the plan never really worked out too well since the title quad mod rod squad is so gay. Anyway, as I was saying, I still keep in touch with a few mages I talked to on a regular basis from EQ, some from my guild and some not, Ikonis is one of them.

We got to talk a bit about computer games, he's playing DAOC again, bleh! BLEH I SAY! He's playing a bit of NWN too good for him. Then, he informed me of this new MMORPG that's in production called Shining Lore. Now I go to the site, the fact that there are 4 languages to choose from, Korean, English, Chinese and Japanese, made me burst into laughter. I tell him, man, this game is so azn! From looking at the screen shots, there's no way I can play this game the interface is in a language that I don't recognize! I then tell him that I'm waiting for The Sims Online to come out and that looks more fun. And here's a little snipet of that conversation that revealed my true nature...

Quincer (2:38 PM) : I never figured out how to play sims :P
Trillian (2:39 PM) : keep them happy! happy = green. unhappy = red. =D
Quincer (2:39 PM) : I tried, they kept wanting to pee and eat all the time
Quincer (2:39 PM) : they were slobs too!
Trillian (2:39 PM) : lol hire a maid!
Quincer (2:40 PM) : not to mention I lost a sim while she was trying to cook!
Quincer (2:40 PM) : I named it after my gf and she was kinda mad :p
Trillian (2:40 PM) : yeah i have ones that die to fire. you gotta make 'em learn how to cook so they don't burn the house down.
Quincer (2:41 PM) : one of the kids kept wanting to talk to this guy
Quincer (2:41 PM) : damn pedo's!
Quincer (2:41 PM) : ~_~
Trillian (2:42 PM) : hahaha that annoying kid from the goth family! i hate that kid. i'm gunna try to trap him in my house next time. like lure him into some room and build walls around him so he would DIE. that would be cool.
Quincer (2:43 PM) : lol you so cruel haha

I can't help it if the Goth family pisses me off, but I think Bob Newbie pisses me off even more. I mean how hard is it really to put on a CLEAN shirt and pants? Don't get me started on Betty Newbie, she needs to get a membership to the gym to get rid of that fat ass.

Anyhoo, prior to the fit of geekiness, most of the day was spent drooling over Manolo Blahnik shoes. I think it is because I watched Sex and the City last night, and whenever I watch Sex and the City, I don't get the urge to engage in a wild threesome with a hot blonde and a buff guy, instead, I get the urge to buy really really REALLY expensive shoes. One of these days it's going to be disasterous. I'm already eyeing this pair of Manolo Blahnik turquoise and silver beaded sandals that comes with a pricetag of $860 in the latest copy of InStyle magazine... somebody slap me out of it, I DON'T EVEN LIKE TURQUOISE!!! I think I will need to tell Ronnie this, she will laugh at me, and then laugh at me some more. Then I will crush her with my ketchup truck when she's wearing all white. :P

Hopefully I will get this shopping fit out of my system soon. I'm heading to the mall of doom (mall of america) after work tonight, apparently I left my credit card at Tucci Bennuch last Saturday. I just realized this last night when I was making a purchase at gojane for some new capris and pretty shirts and such. This is a good thing, it means I'm spending less. But this will all change with tonight... Sean gave me not one, but two fastcash vouchers for Express! So I will have to go and spend $100 bux at Express before Saturday (like I'll have any trouble doing that!) because that's when it expires. Then I'm off to Billy Bash afterwards. Too bad Sean can't go, he has to go to his friend's birthday party tonight since he FORGOT because he's just awful with dates. Should be a fun party tho at Bill's. Just gotta remember to not drink too much, this is what happened last time at a Bill party. Yes, those toes are mine.

Shopping is your friend Thursday, July 4, 2002 10:03 PM

It's nice to open up your email and find out you've won not only one, but two auctions for really cheap!! Please welcome these two yummy skirts to the evie wardrobe collection.

First, a black and white and red bisou-bisou skirt, what a steal at $9.99 considering buying a pair of pants from them is ~$150. These will rock with my black and red fishnet stockings I got from express a while back and haven't found anything to wear with yet :)

Second, a very pretty red rose print skirt from Express. I don't know what it is about red rose prints but I can't seem to get enough of them. This is knee length, like all my other skirts, hopefully it'll fit well, if not I'll sell it back, it was only $9.99 too teehee. I love people who buy stuff for lots and decide to not wear 'em and sell 'em for cheap! Sounds like me tho... hah.

I need to keep making purchases like this, nice and cheap. Need to stay away from those $120 Betsey Johnson dresses. Oh but it's so hard they are so pretty!

Last night I went to see Men in Black 2 with Sean, Luke & Catherine, Mara, and their parents. It wasn't as good as I had hoped. It was soooo cheesy at parts it made me wanna puke! Like that whole fireworks thing at the end, and how Frank the dog was singing who let the dogs out. I think my boss has permanently scarred me from ever liking that song ever again from playing it OVER AND OVER in his office. Did anybody else want to smack that girl upside the head at the end when she took like 5 minutes to get in the fucking pod?! JUST GET IN THERE ALREADY BITCH AND LEAVE SO YOU DON'T EXPLODE AND KILL US ALL! Really, what's there to think about? Overall, it was an entertaining movie but nothing I'd want to own. I need to drag Sean to the Powerpuff girls movie soon. I shouldn't really say drag since he loves PPG as much as I do. Bubbles is going to own so hardcore. HARDCORE!!

I have such wonderful friends... Wednesday, July 03 2002 - 3:20 PM

<Evie> i'm thinking of starting a web journal
<Enkiwa> web journal?
<Evie> yeah
<Enkiwa> "today I saw a hot guy. rawr. Hold me back. and some pretty shoes. drool. hold me back"
<Enkiwa> that's day one.
<Enkiwa> and day two.
<Enkiwa> and day FIVE THOUSAND

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT SCOTT LUV YOU~~ :P