find fail, or descriptor fail? :(

I am looking for squiggly boxes…
A Confession…
Instead of cooking or baking or even cleaning my dirty ass house, I’ve been reading Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series and eating summer sausage and drinking fanta.
FML.
Cupcakes, with bacon?
Have you ever wondered which is better, a maple brown sugar bacon cupcake, or a dark chocolate bacon cupcake? Oh you have?! ME TOO! I’m off to the grocery store to buy ingredients for both, and soon we will have a bacon-cupcake-off.
Mistakes
Some people learn from their mistakes. Some people learn from their friends mistakes. Some people just don’t learn at all.
Engagement pictures are here!
Amazon.com 4 for 3 promotion sucks me in yet again
These amazon people are evil, they sure know how to get you. I was only there to get this candy thermometer Alton Brown recommended on Good Eats, and it turned into a 3 day browsing extravaganza. The thermometer was eligible for the 4 for 3 promotion, i.e. buy 4 items and pay for only 3, the cheapest item in your cart will be FREE. So of course, being Asian, I had to find products right around that price range for the most effective DEALZ.
I finally decided on the following:
Oneida 4-Piece Stratford Turner Set because we need a new pair of tongs badly and you can always use more spatulas.
World Cuisine 16.37-Inch x 11.62-Inch Perforated Baking Mat (41540) because Stacy and Ronnie are evil and have convinced me that I should bake more breads.
Salter 1051 Aluminum Scale with Lighted Readout, Black, see above. Sean is pretty psyched about getting this too because now he can “make the perfectly sized hamburgers.” I love Salter scales, and this one is pretty sexy.
Now during this 3 day of constantly browsing through kitchen gadgets at amazon, I came across quite a few bizarre and useless things. Can you guess what these are??

Is it a nice comb for your hair?? A back scratcher??

Paper weight maybe… or a really bad dumbell…

Yes definitely something with pineapples, but what is it doing and is it legal?
iphone opens iphoto automatically, super annoying!
I have no idea when this started, but my iPhone has been opening up iPhoto every time I plug it in to charge. I don’t even use iPhoto, because it kind of sucks. By default I can’t find anything on my mac that regulates this behavior so it was annoying me to no end. I finally found this app Flexibits that allows the user to set the default behavior when a camera is plugged in. After installing flexibits, I can plug in my iPhone now without crazy stuff popping up all over the place.
yay!
Como Zoo in St Paul MN
Epicurious app for the iphone
There are good apps, silly apps, and sometimes just plain stupid apps for the iPhone. I usually don’t rave about any of them but I feel like I have to rave about the epicurious app. If you live under a rock, epicurious.com is a website full of delicious recipes, from bon appetit, gourmet magazine, etc etc and whatnot.
Costco, the happiest place on earth
seriously… screw disneyland. It’s time to go to COSTCO!!!!
I got a 4 pack of ground turkey… so uh I need some turkey recipes now. We can’t eat 4 lbs of turkey burgers. (Actually I have 5 lbs of ground turkey now, there’s still a pack in my freezer from last week.)
Here are 3 giant packs of MEAT. Ribeyes for $9.99/lb, we splurged on the good stuff this trip, the cheaper ribeyes are $6.99/lb. 2 slabs of pot roast, and 2 flank steaks to make more beef jerky with.
OMG THE MEAT. One giant $70 beef tenderloin, when cut up, it’s like 15 fillets. Also some pork back ribs. I’ve been making this amazing Paula Dean pork ribs recipe, so more ribs the merrier.
I was very happy to get 2 whole red snappers for $10 each. They are 2 lbs each, big fat snappers. One is getting grilled tonight and swimming in mah belleh.
And something not food related, I also got a bunch of flowers for $15. I’ve heard good things about costco flowers, so why not! It’s still more expensive than the farmer’s market but I’m so lazy…

